How times have changed
And how life has progressed
And what a price we are paying
Just to have a little rest!
In line was a discipline
That was developed at school,
From primary school days in sun and rain
Get in line was the rule.
Stay in your given position
And don’t you dare go out of line
Or you may feel a whack in your back
Or some heat on your behind.
It’s not a forbidden expletive
Just an anatomical designation
That teachers and parents often used
To get a child’s attention.
In line for milk and biscuits
In line when the lunch break ends,
In line to board the school bus
In line was then the trend.
In line to receive punishment
Usually a lash in the hand or two
Or a caning by the school principal
Leaving the butt black and blue.
In line to get your immunization
In line to get your tooth pulled,
In line for pleasure and in line for pain
In line there was scarcely a lull.
It was the discipline of the time
And it gave us a sense of order
That we even practised into adult life
At home and beyond our border.
In line could be frustrating though
Like in line to pay a bill,
Land tax, income tax or driver’s license
Can be a difficult pill.
In line at the petrol station
Inhaling pungent petrol fumes
Or in certain un-named supermarkets
Where there is little room.
In line at the commercial banks
Standing for an inordinately long time,
In line to board public transportation
After the daily grind.
But a change of sorts has come
Where in line is giving way to online,
Much of this change was made necessary
When COVID plagued body and mind.
Paying from the comfort of home
Working and shopping too,
Online facilitates a far better experience
For people like me and you.
Sometimes in line still plays a part
In frustrating me and you
Especially with certain utility services
When we have to report an issue.
Although we are operating on line
We sometimes have to wait in line
And the wait can be so time consuming
It can wreak havoc with our mind.
When you are standing in line
You know how many are before you
But online it is a different situation
And often you don’t have a clue.
While the customer service reps
Are busy dealing with other complaints,
You listen to some unappealing music
And learn to exercise restraint.
In line can play havoc with online
And cause patrons a frustrating wait
But I’d still rather online to in line
Because I get an easier break.
I can shop overseas if I want
Or I can peruse the local stores
And I can have the item that I ordered
Delivered right to my door.
I can pay my bills on time
Be it morning, noon or night
And should I feel somewhat hungry,
I can order my favourite delight.
That online trumps in line
I have not the slightest doubt,
Perhaps it is time my valued reader
That you also try it out.
Stewart Russell © August 11, 2023