Showing posts with label Marriage Officer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage Officer. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

No More Offspring


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No more offspring?

Is it a fertility problem?

No, far from this, my friend,

An officer joined them.

 

What kind of officer?

A marriage officer,

Do you mean a Reverend?

No, a legal officer.

 

Why no more offspring?

Pray, tell me why,

It’s as straightforward as this:

A guy married a guy.

 

No more offspring

In a same sex marriage,

No matter how often they cohabit

Or expertly manage.

 

Two of the same

Cannot offspring produce,

It is the most foolproof strategy

To keep populations reduced.

 

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It was family planning

To keep the numbers down,

The contraceptives worked well;

Fewer children around.

 

With two of the same

There is no problem at all,

The number would definitely stop

Rather than just fall.

 

A foolproof strategy

To quickly depopulate

And in addition to the many wars,

At an alarming rate.

 

Alarming for some,

Very satisfying for others,

Gay marriages will be a problem

One way or another.

 

Not all will go this way

Thank God for this,

But this way, it has been proven,

Is fraught with risks.

 

Not so much the women

As much as the men,

Medical science has revealed

Its many problems.

 

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Adoption will increase

And no doubt sperm banks

And females will bear fetuses

For every Bill and Frank.

 

Mary and Jane

Will have theirs too

But no generation of offspring

Between a same two.

 

Stewart Russell © July 9, 2024

 


Friday, June 30, 2023

In Whose Sight?

 

He sees and knows all!

 

We are gathered here today…

In whose sight?

This question must be asked

Concerning this right.

 

The right to marry

Anyone that we choose,

And the marriage officer

Dare not refuse.

 

The first ever marriage

Was with Adam and Eve,

God actually arranged it-

I trust you believe.

 

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It was Adam and Eve

Not Adam and Steve,

I reiterate, Adam and Eve,

Not Eve and Genevieve.

 

Eve, mother of all living,

In the garden of Eden,

Compliments:

A rib taken from Adam.

 

God, the first marriage officer,

Performed this rite

In the garden of Eden

With complete oversight.

 

He was the Father-Giver

And the Father of the groom,

There was no need to have

Any jumping of the broom.

 

Genesis 2:22 | And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he  a woman, and brought her unto the man.

 

Firstly, it was God’s insight,

Secondly, God had the oversight,

Thirdly, it was in God’s sight

Hence, God initiated this rite.

 

Who gives this woman

To be married to this man?

God was Eve’s Father-Giver

And He gave her to Adam.

 

It was in God’s sight

And in the sight of all heaven

That witnessed the first marriage

In the garden of Eden.

 

The angels were witnesses:

Both God’s and Satan’s

And of course, it is the latter

That is now the problem.

 

In whose sight?

Primarily the sight of God,

God has ultimate oversight

And marriage is His call.

 

Stewart Russell © June 30, 2023