Showing posts with label Husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Kind o’ Confusing

  

 

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He said he came home early

She said it was late,

He had arrived home

The same time she would wake.

 

If she wakes up early

Then how could he be late?

Did he not arrive home

At the time she would wake?

 

A difference in perspective

Between this husband and wife

And as a result

There is ongoing strife.

 

When he comes at eleven

She says it is early

But thinks he is late

If he comes at twelve-thirty.

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What’s early for the male

Is late for the female,

They see time differently

That is “for real”.

 

She awakes at four

And that is early for her,

He gets home at four too

And she says it’s later

 

So early for the woman

Is late for the man,

Men, please acknowledge this

When you devise your plan.

 

Stewart Russell © September 2019

 

Monday, August 26, 2024

Just Two Words

 

Yes, Dear!

 

Let me start adrift

And then I’ll come home

To the crux of the matter

Or, the meat on the bone.

 

Remember the song

“Those Three Little Words”

Which to your spouse

Was like having the world?

 

How they settled disputes

Before they grew

Yes, Those Three Little Words

I Love You?

 

But given today’s recession

There is a cut back

It’s two words now

With a greater impact.

 

Gentlemen, if you want your marriage to work

Here is what you do,

“Yes Dear” is now the magic words

Instead of “I Love You”.

 

When she calls out to you

It is, Yes Dear!

And if she doesn’t agree with your view

It is, Yes Dear!

 Yes, Dear!

If something is to be done right away

It is, Yes Dear!

And if she wants you to stay home on a work day

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And if she doesn’t like the friends you are keeping

It is, Yes Dear!

And if she wants you to sleep when she is sleeping

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And if she puts a curfew on you

It is, Yes Dear!

And if for each event her dress must be new

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And if she pesters you all through the day

It is, Yes Dear!

And if she wants you around but not in her way

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And if you know she is wrong but she thinks she is right

It is, Yes Dear!

And you’d rather be in the dark but she wants the light

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And she wants you do something you’d rather not do

It is, Yes Dear!

And you want to buy a lot but she says a few

It is, Yes Dear!

 

You want to give her half of the money but she wants all

It is, Yes Dear!

And you want to make a call and she says don’t call

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And she wants you to change from your Yes Dear reply

It is, Yes Dear!

But she doesn’t want you to ask her the reason why

It is, Yes Dear!

 

 Yes, Dear!

And the moment you stop she changes her mind

It is, Yes Dear!

And she wants you to say curtains instead of blinds

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And she feels you are unfaithful but you know you are not

It is, Yes Dear!

And she makes you promise you will immediately stop

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And she wants to check to make sure you comply

It is, Yes Dear!

And whatever she wants you must agree to buy

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And you want to be a man but she wants a yard boy

It is, Yes Dear!

And she wants you to be quiet and don’t even look annoyed

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And when all you have done she is still not satisfied

It is, Yes Dear!

And she wants you out of her sight so go and hide

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And after that she accuses you for not being around

It is, Yes Dear!

And wants you to agree you are the world’s biggest clown

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And she somehow realizes she is wrong and you are right

It is, Yes Dear!

But you must accept being wrong so she can be right

It is, Yes Dear!

 

Yes, Dear! 

So the two of you can live happily ever after

It is, Yes Dear!

And have a great marriage with lots of children and laughter

It is, Yes Dear!

 

And occasionally say I love you, like three times a day

It is, Yes Dear!

And sing along with her “We did it your way”

It is, Yes Dear!

 

Stewart Russell © October 2019

 

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

God’s Way for Family



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God gave a family to man
After He gave him a wife,
If man had continued God’s way
All would have been nice.

However, man made a U-turn
Along the way
And this has become the norm
Even to this day.

Now we have great confusion
And an abundance of strife
As man continues to sire children
Outside of a wife.

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Today we have many children
In single parent homes
Where one parent raises the child
Almost all on their own.

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We tend to think of children
As being hard-ears
But how do we see their parents
Who don’t seem to care?

Maybe the Law needs to step up
And really enforce its dictates
Or else civil society
Will be in the worse ever state.

This week was once celebrated
As Family Week
But it is being de-emphasized
Even as we speak.
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It is time to revisit family
From the biblical perspective,
It is only when we follow the Word
That we will be effective.

Stewart Russell © May 2020

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

A King Second to None




He was a wicked human being
As a king he had no match
His wife was even more wicked
And on to her he latched

Whatever he wanted
With his wife’s help he attained
Once she had a man killed
And his land her husband claimed

The prophet gave a prophecy
Of his family’s extinction
However when he repented
God granted a temporary pardon



His wife was not so fortunate
For she suffered a terrible fall
And dogs fought to eat her flesh
At the foot of Jezreel’s walls

This king’s time soon came
And he died in Ramoth-Gilead
A prophet prophesied his death
But this he did not believe


As he went to battle that day
He went out in a disguise
His plan would fail, however
For he still met his demise

Dogs would feature once again
This time they licked his blood
Thus this king of the Northern Tribes
Did far more evil than good

Stewart Russell © March 2019


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

In Remembrance of an Icon



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On this date in history
A mere seven years ago
Our mum lost a husband and we a father
Such a wonderful man to know.

Was without adequate warning
Or so we had at first believed
While Dad was at the sink washing up
Came the indication of his last meal.

It was at this time he felt unwell
Just after the regular Sunday lunch
But to think that this would be the end
Not one of us even had a hunch.
 
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He was taken to Bay View hospital
And his recovery was quite remarkable
To the extent he would be kept over night
Just to ensure the end of his trouble.

At 2:00 a.m. according to a nurse
As on each hour they would check
He was fine and with her had chatted
On his death not one would dare to bet.

But at 3:00 a.m. when she had returned
He was dead as dead can be
Dad Russell without prior indication
Had been ushered into eternity.

Even now it is still difficult to fathom
Why he would go just like that
For he would always kiss our mum
When he was going away to come back.

Perhaps this was one of the signs
Such a hope would have been misleading
For he was never that kind of a man
To impress he was not returning.

Another thing we should have noted
Were the specifics with Mum he shared
About where she could find most everything
When the occasion of his demise appear.
 
 

 
He was an extremely organized person
Even down to shelling an egg
He would eat the white and leave the yolk
And a drink he would never imbibe the dregs.

Oft I would watch him as he sat at breakfast
He was as meticulous as they come
And he would methodically eat that meal
Though often leaving back some.

Like he was in life perhaps he was in death
Having with the Lord planned his home going
And not wanting to be a burden or a worry
Determined to go without any of us knowing.

I am still struggling after seven years
To come to grips with this event
But I am exceedingly grateful to Almighty God
For the eighty-seven years here he spent.

Some call them unsung heroes
And I suppose to the wider world they are
But to those that really knew them
They are icons; they are ever shining stars.

Such is our dad and our mother’s spouse
For though deceased yet he lives still
A memory to treasure and to keep hope alive
And in the midst of sorrow produce a thrill.

An icon, a star, a hero, a gift
An earthly treasure equalled but unsurpassed
A calling and an election sure no doubt
Is his to be had unquestionably at last.

Safe with his Saviour, his Lord and King
Ever to be remembered by us who remain
Then joined together as one heavenly throng
To be with Jesus, our Lord who forever reigns.

On this date in history seven years ago
Passed on a man the world might never know
But we knew and experienced his radiant glow
And those who got to know him will tell you so.

Stewart Russell © 2016