Are flies bothering you
Like they are tormenting me?
Send me a workable solution
And get one zapper free.
Oh gosh, another nuisance!
These things we call flies,
It appears that three turn up
For every one that dies.
Worse than mosquitoes
They fly by day and by night
And whenever fish turns up
It is their special delight.
Darting here and flying there
You see them everywhere,
It could be dirty or clean
They just do not care.
Overworking my zapper
That was for mosquitoes,
As soon as the zapper is in hand
They seem to know.
They appear a little quicker
Than the mosquito
And believe what I tell you,
They put on quite a show.
They go in the refrigerator
And in the deep freeze too,
They get under food towels
And make you blue.
The spray does not matter,
It is their deodorant,
They just hold up their wings
And enjoy the scent.
Meanwhile, at your wits end,
You wonder what to do,
Another swipe of the zapper
And they fly on through.
On the porcelain throne
With zapper in my hand,
Patiently waiting to show Mrs. Fly
Who was the man.
Looked like two in the room
But it was only one,
‘Blip’ when it hit the mirror
And bzzzzz, it was gone.
What you think I was doing?
No, not that time,
I was trying to zap that fly
That had me in a bind.
Flying behind the curtain
Slamming into the mirror,
Man, I tell you, this disgusting fly
Was giving me horrors.
Finally, there was a flash
Followed by a burnt-flesh smell,
Mrs. Fly was still alive
But she was not doing well.
I held down the switch
And the burnt smell increased,
I do not regret to announce
Mrs. Fly was now deceased.
Burnt to a crisp
Like barbecued mosquitoes,
The zapper struck again
And Mrs. Fly had to go.
Did God create flies?
I can’t say, without a doubt,
But this I know for certain,
They make me shout.
"These stupid flies!"
"Goodness gracious, another fly!"
"Where they coming from?"
And then I sigh.
Two things bother me:
Flies and this heat,
If you have a workable solution
Now is the time to speak.
Would you believe this?
I just zapped one,
It lit on my computer screen
And now it is gone.
It lit right on my poem
Having been sent to investigate,
Now I have to refer to that fly
As Mrs. Fly the late.
Here is photo of that fly
Lying on its back,
Seems like it is still alive
So now for a final zap!
Stewart Russell © August 30, 2023