Prophets for Profit

 

Please take careful note

Of the following promotion,

Examine in the light of current trends

And not your emotion.

 

Prophets for profit

Prophets to be hired,

The least you talk about sin

The less likely to be fired.

 

A dilution of the Gospel

The minimum requirement,

Salvation without change

Our version of repentance.

 

Prophetically incorrect

That doesn’t really matter

But to be politically correct

Is our regular chatter.

 

The miraculous is key

Even though feign

But it must be convincing

To build financial gain.

 

Just omit the word sin

And don’t ever mention hell,

Felt needs is where we are at

And all will be well.

 

Fake it till you make it

You must always look the part,

Nobody will trust a loser

Always take this to heart.

 

Be guarded about lies

That don’t sound like the truth,

Always have a back-up plan

To supply necessary proof.

 

Jesus is the springboard

His name will turn them on

And talk a lot about the Holy Spirit

Or soon they’ll be gone.

 

That’s all you will need

To enter prophetic school

Where you will learn much more

About our general rules.

 

 

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We preached a no saved salvation

Which is “saved in your sin”.

 

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Without the $aviour of the world

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Stewart Russell © March 3, 2021