Thursday, May 09, 2024

Counterfeits

 

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I am Stewart Russell

An extraordinary nutcase,

Any attempt to counterfeit me

Would be a colossal waste.

 

I am terribly mixed-up

And easily misunderstood

So, to pretend that you are me

Would do you no good.

 

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Let’s take our currency:

The paper denominations,

The least is the two-dollar note

From my recollection.

 

How useful would it be

To counterfeit this note?

All the time and resources used

Would be a huge joke.

 

Not worth the effort,

Would be my assessment

Though that it wouldn’t be expected

Might make a difference.

 

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The $100.00 note

Would be a far better deal

And no doubt the reason why

To many it would appeal.

 

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It’s the one to counterfeit

Or at least, the $50.00 note,

And not the two-dollar bill

Unless you are a bloke.

 

Do not counterfeit

But if you feel you must

Make sure it is worth the effort,

The hype and the fuss.

 

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For the state prison awaits

Any that are caught

And a few years up state

Will be their just lot.

 

But follow me now

To the gross and ludicrous:

Counterfeiting a $3.00 note…

How ridiculous!

 

A counterfeit $3.00 note-

With what do you compare it?

Why, I am not even certain

You’d find a relic.

 

No genuine reality-

There is no familiar slot

So, to counterfeit a $3.00 note

You’d likely be caught.

 

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And who would be tricked?

Not even a moron, I’d say,

None would accept a $3.00 note

As one’s legitimate pay.

 

There is no $3.00 note,

Not in Barbados at least

Hence you won’t fool anybody,

Certainly not the police.

 

Let me also mention

If you are not aware,

Counterfeit is not only money

But people looking sincere.

 

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Counterfeit apostles

And counterfeit prophets,

Several using their positions

For material profit.

 

Creating false expectation

Among gullible people

Who will give out of their need

To buy a miracle.

 

Spiritual con-artists

Is what I would call them

And I say unapologetically

They are a problem.

 

Beware of counterfeits

By knowing the genuine article

Whether it be $100.00 notes

Or sincere looking people.

 

Stewart Russell © October 25, 2023

 

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