Be it Digicel
Or be it FLOW
We have a problem here
Both you and I know.
Find this word
In your dictionary
And you’ll be surprised
At the meaning you see.
Nothing to do with FLOW
Or even Digicel,
Nor does the meaning
With the Internet gel.
So, update your dictionary
Regarding buffering
So that it gels with the Internet
In its added meaning.
That annoying circle
Really gets to me
To the extent that sometimes
I even get angry.
You are watching a movie
And enjoying it a lot
When suddenly it starts buffering
At a critical spot.
That circle, I mean,
And as it spins around
You are left twiddling thumbs
As though a clown.
It affects old computers
With not enough memory,
I had to change mine recently
For working so slowly.
I was waiting a while
For an app to boot up
Then one day just as expected,
I ran out of luck.
It had come to an end
Having earned its keep,
After thirteen years of service
It finally fell asleep.
The buffering was a sign
It was getting ready to go,
It buffered its way to the end
And now is no more.
As with the Internet
And as with the computer
For us not-so-young people,
Buffering can be a bother.
Our God-given computers
Do wear out with time
And often in our conversations
We get a buffering mind.
A trend of thought
Completely goes away
And you feel somewhat silly
With nothing more to say.
And while another talks
You try desperately to recall
But the mind keeps buffering
As though in a stall.
Not only a thought
But sometimes a word,
Your vocab comes up short
And you feel absurd.
The flow is interrupted
As your memory goes
And your usual sound rhetoric
Takes a heavy blow.
Here I am now
Gathering my thoughts
But this consistent buffering
Leaving me distraught.
Another buffering!
I’ve forgotten her name,
But how could I have forgotten?
Man, this is insane!
A trend of thought
And an elusive word-
Add to these a familiar name,
And we’ve got a third.
Three points I recall
Where I get this buffering,
Just like my old computer
I must be ageing.
When you are young
It is called thinking,
However, when you become old
It is buffering.
See the brain now
With the circle going around,
See a certain President now
Looking like a clown.
Stewart Russell © March 13, 2024
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