Showing posts with label Teach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teach. Show all posts

Sunday, October 08, 2023

A Fiery Experience

 

The Denial of Saint Peter (Hendrick ter Brugghen) - Wikipedia

 

What a fiery experience!

And who would imagine

Someone could go through such

And still be living.

 

But alas, that one is not

For he has long since passed

However, the example he has left,

For long will it last.

 

The Denial of Saint Peter (Hendrick ter Brugghen) - Wikipedia

 

First, he sat by the fire

On that fiercely cold night

And while trying to keep warm

He had a ghastly fright!

 

“You were with him!”

A voice cried out,

Then another and another,

And that made him shout.

 

“Not me!  Not me!

You are sadly mistaken,

I do not know that man.”

Jesus, he had forsaken.

 

Now, he was in the fire

Having forsaken the Lord,

When he should have stood firm,

He went back on his word.

 

He had made him a promise

But had not followed through,

Now he was in the fire

Yes, he became the stew.

 

Turning: Reflecting on the Apostle Peter by Henry Drummond

 

Not a tasty one though,

For he had denied his Lord,

By the fire then in the fire,

Being burnt by his word.

 

What a stupid cock!

Why did it have to crow?

It appeared there was nothing

That Jesus did not know.

 

Jesus said it would happen

But Peter refused to believe,

By the fire and in the fire

Now no one to relieve.

 

First, trying to find warmth,

Now more than he needs,

Still cold and all alone,

For relief he now pleads.

 

Fast forward two months:

Let’s see what we have here,

He’s not by the fire or in the fire

But on fire without fear.

 

Why Did Peter Fail to Mention that Jesus is Yahweh in His Pentecost Sermon?  – Escaping Christian Fundamentalism

 

The fearful one now fearless,

Is on fire for the Lord

And on the day of Pentecost

He declares the precious Word.

 

“This same Jesus,” he declares,

“Whom you crucified…”

Now on fire he testifies

Of Jesus he once denied.

 

A three-point sermon

That was long ago preached

By a well-known child of God

That we sometimes call “Teach”.

 

That “we” there

Refers to my wife and me,

I call him my mentor

And in a real sense so does she.

 

Before COVID-19 arrived

He was her Sunday school teacher

And in the Lodge Road church

He is a well-loved preacher.

 

By the fire is where Peter sat

In the fire is what Peter got,

But when the Spirit burned within

On fire became his lot.

 

Stewart Russell © April 29, 2021

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Conversation with Moron My Husband

  moron meme | Cubicle humor, April fool's prank, Workout humor
 
Narrator:    While sitting on the patio in the cool of the evening, Simpleton was having a rather mind boggling conversation with her husband, Moron.  They were in their second year of marital bliss.  Simpleton was audibly reflecting on the several things she had taught her husband.

Simpleton:  I taught you to iron.  I taught you to wash. I am going to teach you to cook next.

Moron:       But I have never eaten next.”

Simpleton:  But you do not understand me.  I do not want you to eat next, I just want to teach you to cook next.

Moron:       But I do not want to cook next because I have never eaten next.
What is the sense of cooking something you have never eaten and something that you probably would never want to eat?

Narrator:    She was so blown away by the moron that she paused thinking about what she should say to him. It was then that he asked her.

Moron:       What’s next?
Simpleton:  Ironing, you have learnt that.  Washing, you have learnt that too, now next is cooking.

Narrator:    Wow!  You actually have some cooking right now?

Simpleton:  What’s cooking?

Moron:       You said next is cooking.

Narrator:    By now she was at her wit’s end.  She shouted…

Simpleton:  That’s not what I mean.  I mean I am going to teach you to cook next.  You do not seem to understand, you moron!

Moron:       But I do understand.  Since you said next is cooking, I figured we could go in the kitchen and I could see how next is cooking.

Narrator:    By this time she was so exasperated, she asked him…

Simpleton:  What’s next?

Moron:       That’s what you want to teach me.  It is you that told me that you will teach me how to cook next.

Narrator:    She thought to herself, “What is this mess I have cooked up for myself?” He observed she was thinking and asked…
Moron:       What are you thinking now?

Simpleton:  I was thinking about the mess that I have cooked up for myself.

Moron:       Is cooking next such a terrible mess?  If it is, why do you bother to cook it and besides why would you want to teach me to cook it?

Simpleton:  Cook what?

Moron:       Next.

Simpleton:  What’s next?

Moron:       Something you know how to cook and something you want to teach me how to cook.

Simpleton:  I never told you that I would teach you how to cook next.  I told you that I would teach you how to cook next.

Moron:       Woman, what is it that you are really trying to tell me?  Let me see if I have it.  You are not going teach me how to cook next, you will teach me how to cook next.  Is that what it is?

Narrator:    It was then she countered in her most condescending tone…
Simpleton:  Moron, next is not something you learn to cook.
Narrator:    Moron looked his wife straight in the eyes and asked her…

Moron:       So why in tarnation would you want to teach me how to cook it?

Narrator:    In hopelessness and utter resignation Simpleton thought to herself, “Be off with you, you moron!”


Stewart Russell © 2013