Loving with conditions
That’s the in-thing to day
Everything will be all right
As long as I have my way
If you follow the conditions
I’ve put in the list below
All will be well with us
And our relationship will grow
I want this marriage to work
You and me together
So comply with what I ask
And we’ll have little bother
When I ask where you’re going
I expect a clear response
And when I ask where you’ve been
I will only ask you once
You and I will share the cooking
I will not be your maid
If you like, do get a servant
They will do once they are paid
If I wash you will iron
And both together will clean
By the way we’ll both be working
That should be clearly seen
We’ll both do the supermarket
Since both you and I eat
And you can meet your own request
As long as you have two feet
You’re the head of the home
That is all good and sweet
But last I checked your anatomy
You still had hands and feet
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You need not sign my list
To show that you have read
Once you do not comply with it
We will be soon unwed
Stewart Russell © February 2018
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