Monday, April 01, 2024

Today in Prehistory

 

Terry Pratchett quote: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

 

Today is Atheists’ Day

Also known as All Fool’s Day

It’s when everything began

So atheists say.

 

Billions of years ago

On this day in prehistory

There was absolutely nothing

Then something happened suddenly.

 

It was when time began

And must be called Day #1,

Later known as All Fools’ Day:

The day of the first dawn.

 

The fact it was prehistoric,

It cannot be validated

But as atheists vehemently contend

A Big Bang was recorded.

 

Terry Pratchett Quote: “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

 

Out of nothing came something

And this suddenly occurred,

The only time it ever happened:

The claim of the absurd.

 

Just like Christianity

Atheism has its day,

That day on the calendar

Must be All Fools’ Day.

 

No God, says the fool

And he says it from the heart,

April 1st, the beginning of time

Is where it had to start.

 

So, the fool goes back,

It appears to me,

When something came out of nothing

And this happened suddenly.

 

What is the Big Bang Theory? | Space

 

A Big Bang on April 1st

When everything began,

The most important day of the year

If you are an evolution fan.

 

April starts tomorrow,

For the wise it can’t be today,

If the fool must have this day

April must be delayed.

 

Way back even before time

All Fools’ Day began,

It was the first ever April 1st

And it was something grand.

 

For every atheist, I believe,

The year begins today,

A no-God celebration festival

Must be on its way.

 

How to think about… The big bang | New Scientist

 

Did you hear that noise?

In the fool’s ear it rang,

All Fools’ Day is April 1st

And thus, that Big Bang!

 

Send the fool further and further

Back a billion years

When suddenly out of nothing

Everything appeared.

 

Today is All Fools’ Day

For you, not for me,

I can say this categorically

If you take me seriously.

 

Stewart Russell © April 1, 2024

 

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