Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Avoiding Necessary Work

 

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Does this sound familiar?

I am sure it doesn’t

But based on what I am seeing

It is alarmingly frequent.

 

“Work smartly”

Is a slogan I have heard

And it makes a lot of sense to me

In that it is not absurd.

 

Sounds like being efficient

If you see what I mean,

Saving time and saving energy

Is what I naturally glean.

 

Get the job done properly

But do it in an efficient way,

The lever and the pulley systems

Are still used today.

 

The Australian Productivity Commission's Copyright Recommendations: Using a  Sledgehammer to Kill a Fly (or Killing the Golden Goose) – Hugh Stephens  Blog

 

Don’t use a sledge hammer

To kill a tiny insect,

While this may be very effective

Efficiency it does not reflect.

 

Being efficient, my friend,

Is not what this title implies

But it is downright laziness

That cannot be denied.

 

Do note with me if you will

What goes on in boardrooms,

Here we have a clear indication

On what the title zooms.

 

Talk, talk and more talk,

Incessant talk, if you will,

And after days, weeks and months,

No implementation still.

 

Welcome friends and foes

To the new technological age,

Unless we can get a machine to do it

It stays at the planning stage.

 

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Avoiding necessary work

Seems to be the way to go

And at the expense of much money

Is what payrolls show.

 

I have seen it in offices

To which I had to go,

Everybody’s busy doing nothing

As if it’s the general flow.

 

You can also call it shirking

And I would fully agree

More so in Government run offices

As though they’re on a spree.

 

Facial expressions show it,

Body language spells it out,

That there is an aversion to work

Is blatantly without doubt.

 

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Offices loaded with workers

Are on the shoulders of just a few,

Most avoiding necessary work

Including the supervisory crew.

 

Avoiding necessary work

Has in reality become a skill,

Thus, making otherwise easy tasks

A strenuous climb uphill.

 

And so, a definition of a shirker

Is avoiding necessary work,

Shirkers are found at every level

And some are called experts.

 

Stewart Russell © July 18, 2023

 

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