Sunday, October 10, 2021

A Parody of the Doxology

 

PPT - Parody PowerPoint Presentation, free download - ID:3011880

 

Blame God from whom all cyclones blow,

Blame him, all creatures here below,

Blame Him, who knocks down church and steeple,

Who sends the floods and drowns the people.

 

Anonymous

 

I ponder on this writer’s worldview

But not for long

For whatever his origins’ position

This view is wrong.

 

Instead

 

 Praise God from whom all blessings flow,

Praise Him, all creatures here below,

Praise Him above the heavenly hosts,

Praise Father, Son ad Holy Ghost.

 

He could be a creationist

Or an evolutionist,

Be it one or the other

There is much he has missed.

 

He may have been joking

Like some of us do,

But somethings you don’t joke about

Is my considered view.

 

People mocked the donkey

From time immemorial

As a result, the following was written

It’s rather satirical.

 

A Parody of the Donkey

 

When fishes walk and forest flew

And figs grew upon thorns,

Some moment when the moon was blood

Then surely, I was born.

 

A Most Unlikely Saint - The Atlantic

G. K. Chesterton

 

Just one verse I have written

To define what’s a parody,

It speaks of a time that never was

As the origin of the donkey.

 

Treated with utter contempt

In this some find their humour,

And though the matter be serious

For some it evokes laughter.

 

The frogs were having a swim

One day in a village pool

Along came some village boys

And each became a fool.

 

They began to stone the frogs

And one by one they died,

But a wise old frog opened up his mouth

And the boys’ actions he decried.

 

“What’s fun for you boys Is death to us,”

That wise old frog remarked,

A valued lesson for those young boys

And a very good place to start.

 

too small a thing...: Just Blame God - ????

 

Some blame God for all that’s wrong

But for the good man gets the praise,

Hence, this parody of the doxology

No need to repeat what it says.

 

I must confess I would be afraid

To refer to God in such a way,

God in evil does not participate

Never in the past or even today.

 

So that parody we will strike out

And go with what we know:

Praise God from whom all blessings flow

Praise Him all creatures here below.

 

Stewart Russell © September 23, 2021

 

 

 

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