If the door is open
And the door is ajar,
Then tell me how far is near
Before near is far?
It is a fair question
In the preceding verse,
Though it mightn’t seem so
Seeing it at first.
There is a thin line
Between near and far
And it may very well be so
When the door is ajar.
Tick-tock goes the clock
But I only hear tick,
Or, maybe it is tock I hear:
There must be a trick.
Outsmarted by a clock
From in nursery school
But now something tells me
I’m not the only fool.
Up is directional
And so too is down
So, if I am neither up nor down,
Then I must be around.
A circle has no centre
If I cannot see one
But if there was, tell me,
Where has it gone?
Has it disappeared
After causing the circle?
Maybe it was feeling lonely
Just like some people.
It’s naturally unnatural
Sounds really great
But what in tarnation "it" is?
What is "its" state?
Natural yet unnatural
What can it be?
I haven’t the foggiest idea;
Show it to me.
Trump trumped Kamala
And now he is trumpeting,
That makes him a trumpeter:
His own trumpet blowing.
Some are nitpicking
And some are picnicking
Quite a few are panicking
And already itching.
She is a distant cousin
Yet she lives next door,
How that can be is my query;
Tell me some more.
I’m sure you’ve heard
Of cousins removed,
Nothing to do with proximity:
Just family approved.
If only Kamala had won
Trump would have been done
And America would get run
The way it was run.
That’s a one-sided view
If you are a Democrat
But expect faithful Republicans
To hit back.
If Trump had not won
America would have lost
Since under the Democrats’ reign
Was spiraling costs.
Two opposing views
I’m hearing here of late
Ever since the recent election
In the United States.
Uppity and Crotchety
Are Siamese twins
Having similar characteristics
As in kith and kin.
One is overbearing
The other underwhelming
And when they are together
It’s not entertaining.
Depressing more likely
And quite quarrelsome:
One has all of whatever there is
And the other has none.
My musing is over
Your abusing has begun,
If you have read this much
I have won.
Stewart Russell © November 9, 2024
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